desert-palm:

doubleca5t:

We need mandatory PTO for girls who are ough so eepy sleepy

doctor-bodacious:

margaritaville, the song, and margaritaville, the restaurant and resort empire, fascinate me because the former seems to warn against the lifestyle that the latter perpetuates

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

the fact that warriormale is still actively posting after all these years…… he truly never stops training and fighting and seeking manliness…….. consistency king

ophilosoraptoro:

dudewhoabides:

90s punk band

charlottan:

addicted to saying “ill definitely check that out” about things that i will definitely forget to check out

card-of-the-day:

Today’s Card Is: Companion Cage

catchymemes:

homeboygirl:

learning that self depreciation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it’s true.

slutdge:

charlesoberonn:

saheeli-rai:

mtg-talk:

My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

csny:

“tumblr became bad because of porn ban” “tumblr is bad because of bots” “tumblr is bad because there’s hateful people who post freely” THE AUDIO POST HAS A COPYRIGHT DETECTOR NOW. DOESNT ANYONE REMEMVER WHEN YOU COULD PUT ANY SONG ON HERE AND LISTEN AND SCROLL AND LOVE????????????? STOP SENDING ME TO SPOTIFY APP

cosmicanger:

Cordwalles Junior School library, Surrey